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how to avoid embarrasment (for both you & I)
I know some of this goes without saying...
but, actually, no, apparently it doesn't...
Have you ever see a sign out in public that you just know is only there because *somebody* did the exact (obviously dumb) thing the sign is advising against?
well....here's your sign...
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DON"T EVEN BOTHER ASKING: The screening and deposit it required and rates are nonnegotiable. Period.
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REFERENCES: If you'd like a provider reference in the future, a $100-$300 visa gift or venmo transfer is a standard gratuity. I do not require it in the interest of the safety of other providers but it is a very nice gesture.